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Post by Deadly043 on Aug 24, 2009 12:47:38 GMT
Admins? more like a a dysfunctional family of Ewoks.
Q: How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. The egomaniac holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
Just kidding!
but seriously whats up with with admin jokes?
admins don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else seems to think that they’re jokes.
thanks folks I'll be here all week
Ahhhh don't hurt me
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Post by Gabby on Aug 24, 2009 19:39:34 GMT
Not really. You're aware that admins hold the banhammer, Deadly? Nice knowing you  |
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Post by Deadly043 on Aug 24, 2009 20:46:23 GMT
*walks in with a peace offering of donuts*
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Post by ~BD~ on Aug 24, 2009 22:11:15 GMT
Makes a show of slamming the banhammer against his palm repeatedly while staring at Deadly.
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Post by razi on Aug 24, 2009 23:22:54 GMT
Makes a show of slamming the donuts against his palm repeatedly while staring at Deadly. Fixed that for you. |
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Post by desmondlockheart on Aug 28, 2009 5:16:57 GMT
* 1. What is your profile link? www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1577970 * 2. How active do you expect to be in-game? On the forum? A. Very active = online daily or more (though it might dip a bit around the holidays, I try to log in to most games I play at least once a day) * 3. What role would you like? Guerrilla * 4. Do you want to travel or stay in the same area? Same Area * 5. Do you have contact with other groups in UD? Knights Templar * 6. How did you come to join DHPD? Honestly, I saw information about the group on the Wiki looking for a place to call home for Desmond. I liked what I read, like the forum's activity level and its design looked clean enough (from a website standard) |
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Post by Dr Sy N Tist on Aug 28, 2009 5:26:37 GMT
Welcome to the DHPD Desmond. I've upgraded you to recruit, so you should be able to see more of the board. Check in with your squad leader Sam69 in the Police Academy thread, and he'll get you set up. You'll run with Omega, our recruit squad, for a while to get the hang of how the group operates. Coffee is left (trust me, you don't want it), there's donuts somewhere (but you don't want those either). Ammo's in the front. And cheers about the cleanliness comment. Complimenting the admins will get you everywhere  |
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Post by Jackboot Johnny on Aug 28, 2009 10:14:15 GMT
Hi Desmond, Welcome aboard. You'll be in Omega squad until you graduate to officer status once you've settled into the squad. There's a post with some useful links here dhpdforums.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=pa&action=display&thread=108&page=205#60890Although don't mind the Darvall Heights info, we're in the south east quarter of Dunell Hills at the moment, repairing cades and settling back in. The Omega CO and 2ic are away this weekend so it leaves me with the hot potato of Omega, so you'll meet them early next week I'm sure, but on behalf of them, welcome to the DHPD! |
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Post by fabiansmith on Aug 31, 2009 22:55:34 GMT
1. www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=10452972. B but A in some cases 3. Multipurpose, I can heal and strengthen barricades but my main role is the bringer of pain I carry six shotguns and six pistols, I can bring down a lot of zombies in a short amount of time, so long as i have ammo . as for how I want to apply my skills, I think Alpha squad is right for me I'm a fighter and Alpha is a fighting force Later I might join Delta or one of the other squads but for now i'm keeping it simple. 4. I am fine with staying in one area but I prefer to be at least semi mobile 5. no 6. I felt it was time to join a group and the DHPD seemed a good fit I also saw that the DMZ was getting hammered so I wanted to help |
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Post by dogsofwar911 on Sept 22, 2009 1:01:01 GMT
www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=16196592. How active do you expect to be in-game? On the forum? A 3. What role would you like? Healer, combat, etc. COMBAT I WANT TO BE ON THE FRONTLINE AND IN THE THICK OF IT 4. Do you want to travel or stay in the same area? TRAVEL 5. Do you have contact with other groups in UD? NO 6. How did you come to join DHPD? ITS THE BEST AINT IT
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Post by Dr Sy N Tist on Sept 22, 2009 6:38:56 GMT
Hi Dogs. I've upgraded you to recruit, you should be able to see more of the board now, so check on in with the Police Academy and your SL Sam69 and his 2IC Sanpedro will get you set up with a safehouse. I've put your UD profile link in your signature for the boards. I also see you've got the group name put in already, just capitalise "Hills" "Police" and "Department" and you're all set (if it's not capitalised, the game doesn't realise you're in the same group as us). There's coffee, donuts and ammo around somewhere, I'd give the first two a miss though. Welcome to the DHPD  |
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Post by dogsofwar911 on Sept 22, 2009 8:59:59 GMT
cheers
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Post by TwoLines on Sept 22, 2009 17:46:04 GMT
Hey. 'Sup? Welcome to the DHPD.
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St Aden
Trainee
"Just hanging out at the pound, scratching my fleas!"
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Post by St Aden on Oct 4, 2009 6:20:28 GMT
welcome to our newest recruits, keep your heads down and your minds sharp.
lol
see you on the frontlines boys/girls, things are gonna get bloody from here on in
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MIA 
It'sa me, motherfucker.
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Post by Jaffa Bee on Oct 27, 2009 19:19:07 GMT
1. www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=14565522. A, even when I have a big essay due in. Or rather, especially when i have a big essay due in  3. Combat probably, but I don't really want to restrict myself. I'l do anything. 4. I've played both ways, don't really have a preferance. What ever needs doing. 5. Yes, pretty good connections will Mall Security. 6. AAAARTHUR BIIIIIRLING. |
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Post by TwoLines on Oct 27, 2009 19:24:12 GMT
Welcome Jaffa!
An admin will soon come and grant you the recruit permission- you'll see more of the forum,
including the omega ops thread- that's where you need to go.
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Post by irishmobsterjz on Oct 30, 2009 23:04:06 GMT
1.http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?mode=edit&id=1643339
2. A (holidays are exceptions)
3. combat please
4. stay in one area unless needed in other areas
5. no
6. i love zombie games and i love browser games too so i used a search engine.
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Post by TwoLines on Oct 30, 2009 23:10:08 GMT
Welcome irishmobsterjz!
An admin will change your privilages soon- then you'll be able to
see more of the forum, like the Omega ops thread- where you will need to go.
So- Coffee to your left, donuts to the right. Or was it the other way around..?
/me walks away mumbling to himself and pointing in different directions.
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Post by FaMzNeSS on Oct 30, 2009 23:12:36 GMT
Welcome to the DHPD irishmobsterjz, I'm FaMz, the Director of Field Operations. So- Coffee to your left, donuts to the right. Or was it the other way around..? If you get lost, the basement will give you all the direction you need. |
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Post by TwoLines on Oct 30, 2009 23:15:22 GMT
Welcome to the DHPD irishmobsterjz, I'm FaMz, the Director of Field Operations. So- Coffee to your left, donuts to the right. Or was it the other way around..? If you get lost, the basement will give you all the direction you need. ...and don't go into the basement. |
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Post by Deadly043 on Oct 30, 2009 23:23:26 GMT
Welcome irishmobsterjz! An admin will change your privilages soon- then you'll be able to see more of the forum, like the Omega ops thread- where you will need to go. So- Coffee to your left, donuts to the right. Or was it the other way around..? /me walks away mumbling to himself and pointing in different directions.  |
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Post by ~BD~ on Oct 31, 2009 2:54:54 GMT
1.http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?mode=edit&id=1643339 2. A (holidays are exceptions) 3. combat please 4. stay in one area unless needed in other areas 5. no 6. i love zombie games and i love browser games too so i used a search engine. Hi, I'm BD, one of three resident administrators. I've upgraded your forum permissions, so you should be able to see more of the forum. Go ahead and post in the Police Academy roster thread. Your Squad Leader (Kulko) and 2nd in Command (James Davey) will pick you up and get you up to speed from there. also, i've put a working link to your UD profile in your sig for you. welcome aboard! |
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MIA
Mildly enthusiastic
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Post by haliphax on Nov 2, 2009 15:10:23 GMT
By the way, JZ, go ahead and read the Department Handbook in the Police Academy forum while you're working your way through Omega. It should help to acclimate you to the department, and make settling in a bit easier.
Welcome to the force!
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Post by Jessie Reid on Nov 3, 2009 20:18:37 GMT
# 2. How active do you expect to be in-game? On the forum? A. Very active = online daily or more # 3. What role would you like? Healer, combat, etc. Combination of combat and healer. # 4. Do you want to travel or stay in the same area? Stay in relatively the same area # 5. Do you have contact with other groups in UD? No. This is the first one. # 6. How did you come to join DHPD? I am a noob and I have gotten myself killed after getting stuck outside. I am currently in Buttonville waiting to regain all my AP and then stand up as a zombie. I have read much of the wiki during a shift at work and I hope that this group can help me get the first few levels. |
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Post by Gabby on Nov 3, 2009 20:30:44 GMT
Welcome! An admin will be along shortly to bump you up to Recruit status. You'll then report to Kulko, Omega leader, and James Davey, his sargeant, in the Police Academy. Donuts to the left, beer to the right, don't go in the basement, don't accept the coffee. I think I got that right.  |
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