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Post by thehoff on May 24, 2011 7:25:14 GMT
A man enters the room. He wears a leather jacket and ammunition bandana made out of red speedos tied togther. Golden awards gleam out of his various utility speedos and on his back he carries a number of syringes, some label revive, some label Pamelas botox. As he glides into the room you feel you heart quicken and your eyes drawn to this magnificient manbeast that is before you. A sweet and silent whisper greets your ears - "The Hoff has arrived" # 1. www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1720500# 2. Very Active (though some 2 or 3 day inactivity) # 3. Healing and judging Maltons got Talent # 4. I roll with the awards. # 5. Not with this character. # 6. # Jelito said "Hello guys! Have you ever considered joining DHPD, one of the biggest groups here! You can participate in our special operations in the field. In these hard times poor Malton civilians need help! Find us at www.dhpd.tk" (19 hours and 27 minutes ago) The Hoff awaits !
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Frank Castle
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He who does not punish evil commands it to be done. - Leonardo da Vinci
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Post by Frank Castle on May 24, 2011 7:37:06 GMT
Welcome Mr. Hasselhoff, it is indeed a pleasure to see you on our boards. I'm a huge fan.
An admin will be along shortly to get you situated.
Coffee on the left, donuts on the right, watch out for the basement.
And please, no hassling The Hoff.
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Post by RemipunX on May 24, 2011 11:16:56 GMT
I have a very, very good friend who goes by The Hoffmeister on XboX live. This made me giggle. Welcome Hoff, if someone hasn't scooped you up I'll get you upgraded as soon as I'm home from work . We've got some singers (and a some Germans, you're huge there right?) so try to not get them whipped into to big of a frenzy .
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Back in the saddle.
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Post by Cyrus on May 24, 2011 13:14:42 GMT
A man enters the room. He wears a leather jacket and ammunition bandana made out of red speedos tied togther. Golden awards gleam out of his various utility speedos and on his back he carries a number of syringes, some label revive, some label Pamelas botox. As he glides into the room you feel you heart quicken and your eyes drawn to this magnificient manbeast that is before you. A sweet and silent whisper greets your ears - "The Hoff has arrived" # 1. www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1720500# 2. Very Active (though some 2 or 3 day inactivity) # 3. Healing and judging Maltons got Talent # 4. I roll with the awards. # 5. Not with this character. # 6. # Jelito said "Hello guys! Have you ever considered joining DHPD, one of the biggest groups here! You can participate in our special operations in the field. In these hard times poor Malton civilians need help! Find us at http://www.dhpd.tk" (19 hours and 27 minutes ago) The Hoff awaits ! +1 karma.
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Post by thehoff on May 24, 2011 21:40:15 GMT
The Hoff thanks his recruiters for their warm welcome. The Hoff is currently warming zombie hearts at a revive point in South BlytheVille and awaits any instructions on where he should bring the love next.
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Post by sanpedro on May 24, 2011 23:43:44 GMT
welcome! i still regularly watch footage of you singing on the berlin wall about freedom in a flashing leather jacket. i think you'll fit in well here
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Post by RemipunX on May 25, 2011 6:05:00 GMT
We appreciate your application to the Dunell Hills Police Department Mr.Hasselhoff. Unfortunately you don't fit the needs of the DHPD at this time. We, as a humble PD, wouldn't be able to provide you the type of entourage a celebrity of your caliber warrants. Please feel free to reapply in three months, and if you have any questions (or would be willing to sign some 8x10 glossies for me) feel free to send me a PM.
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