Post by Mr Yoshida on Feb 24, 2010 0:50:58 GMT
This post was not made by a member of the DHPD, but by an impersonator. We are leaving it here for the record but wish to make it clear to any observer that none of the below is DHPD sanctioned in any way. - Purple Cat, DHPD Chief
Greetings fellow DHPD officers, Captain Yoshida here. I'm happy to inform you that my efforts to annex Yagoton and Crossman PD are going well. As of yesterday I have killed 3 SoC trespassers and 12 zombie spies in the greater Caiger Mall area.
I have begun recruiting efforts to expand and intensify our campaign against the inferior races as explained by my copy of the DHPD Operations and Guidelines Manunal: Full Spectrum Edition. So far I have recruited 6 people for my personal squad.
As outlined in my copy of our manual, I am moving to enact DHPD policy throughout the lands occupied by the inferior barbarians. So far my unit has killed 56 people in Nixbank, destroyed 23 generators, de-caded 11 buildings, smashed 17 radios, graffiti-ed 18 interiors. We aim to achieve a 35 a week head count by months end. I am instituting a reward system for officers who exceed their weekly quotas by at least 5%. Possible rewards include being whacked with Christmas trees.
As for the Land itself, we are proceeding ahead of Schedule with DHPD architectural plans. Nearly 70% of the suburb is abandoned or showing signs of decreasing habitation: Barricades at intermediate levels, very outdated graffiti, depressing messages (They're all dead, I'm leaving forever, This place is hell, etc) and very few survivors. All in all, I'm very proud to wear the DHPD badge and watch my subordinates doing the lord's work in malton.
We located Bobby last week, and tried our best to talk to him. Unfortunately he proceeded to die rather quickly, but not before we let him know just how much we appreciated his input. Thanks to him, we've started a Informant Network. Under the network those who cooperate with the DHPD are offered incentives and rewards. So far, we've expended quite a bit of ammo on and into our informants.
I would like to suggest we move to open hostilities with the DEM, I will be removing MCDU, MPD, and MFD from out sacred lands as I have recieved a anonymous tip that the DEM is not building monuments to our meritoriousness. We are the master race after all..
Hail to the Hills!
*I believe there is some confusion as what happened in Roywood, I came and I killed people (repeatedly, for like 6 days in a row- hiding within 4 blocks of the PD) in the name of the Master Race, Heaven/Dunnel Hills, and for the failure of the people to build a monument to the DHPD. Echojack was a zerger (at least by technical definition of the term, so I'm a good guy!) and he failed to build a monument to the DHPD. Echojack was one of the last people I killed up at Gerard PD, I even warned him repeatedly. I found him wounded and alone(I'd rather there were witnesses, but oh well- easy kills only come around so many times a week). It's ironic, the only time I didn't kill in front of a crowd or spew fascist rhetoric AND THATS THE TIME SOMEONE FINALLY NOTICES!!!
Greetings fellow DHPD officers, Captain Yoshida here. I'm happy to inform you that my efforts to annex Yagoton and Crossman PD are going well. As of yesterday I have killed 3 SoC trespassers and 12 zombie spies in the greater Caiger Mall area.
I have begun recruiting efforts to expand and intensify our campaign against the inferior races as explained by my copy of the DHPD Operations and Guidelines Manunal: Full Spectrum Edition. So far I have recruited 6 people for my personal squad.
As outlined in my copy of our manual, I am moving to enact DHPD policy throughout the lands occupied by the inferior barbarians. So far my unit has killed 56 people in Nixbank, destroyed 23 generators, de-caded 11 buildings, smashed 17 radios, graffiti-ed 18 interiors. We aim to achieve a 35 a week head count by months end. I am instituting a reward system for officers who exceed their weekly quotas by at least 5%. Possible rewards include being whacked with Christmas trees.
As for the Land itself, we are proceeding ahead of Schedule with DHPD architectural plans. Nearly 70% of the suburb is abandoned or showing signs of decreasing habitation: Barricades at intermediate levels, very outdated graffiti, depressing messages (They're all dead, I'm leaving forever, This place is hell, etc) and very few survivors. All in all, I'm very proud to wear the DHPD badge and watch my subordinates doing the lord's work in malton.
We located Bobby last week, and tried our best to talk to him. Unfortunately he proceeded to die rather quickly, but not before we let him know just how much we appreciated his input. Thanks to him, we've started a Informant Network. Under the network those who cooperate with the DHPD are offered incentives and rewards. So far, we've expended quite a bit of ammo on and into our informants.
I would like to suggest we move to open hostilities with the DEM, I will be removing MCDU, MPD, and MFD from out sacred lands as I have recieved a anonymous tip that the DEM is not building monuments to our meritoriousness. We are the master race after all..
Hail to the Hills!
*I believe there is some confusion as what happened in Roywood, I came and I killed people (repeatedly, for like 6 days in a row- hiding within 4 blocks of the PD) in the name of the Master Race, Heaven/Dunnel Hills, and for the failure of the people to build a monument to the DHPD. Echojack was a zerger (at least by technical definition of the term, so I'm a good guy!) and he failed to build a monument to the DHPD. Echojack was one of the last people I killed up at Gerard PD, I even warned him repeatedly. I found him wounded and alone(I'd rather there were witnesses, but oh well- easy kills only come around so many times a week). It's ironic, the only time I didn't kill in front of a crowd or spew fascist rhetoric AND THATS THE TIME SOMEONE FINALLY NOTICES!!!