To The DHPD

[Bobby]

At least three of your officers have been been murdering Survivors in Nixbank (where I reside): Mr Yoshida, Axel Rodley, and Stewart Beauchamp and many others (I was personally assaulted by the three I've listed) Over the past week, Officer Yoshida has been enforcing all sorts of laws and policies. He killed three people, claiming that they were women and they were not covered properly that he was a member of the DHPD's Islamic law enforcement unit-so non covered women had to be killed.
Also, he killed me in the church, claiming that being in the church was a violation of Sharia.
He's been frequenting the hospital, and killing wounded survivors.
Axel Rodley has been shooting people right and left, claiming that the DHPD has annexed Nixbank. I don't know if you people have annexed Nixbank or not, but why are your officers here? You're the DUNELL HILLS police department!
I asked Officer Beauchamp if the two were impersonators, he told me that list was outdated and that the two officers were now certified DHPD members. After that he shot me for being a zombie spy. I've asked other survivors about DHPD attacks and they're all telling a similar story: DHPD officer shows up, people die and it's not just those three officers from what everyone I've talked to is telling me. I don't know what's going on, I'm not a pker, impostor, insufficiently devout Muslim, infidel, fornicator, spy, or any of the other things I've been called before being shot by your troops. A few people are thinking "why would the DHPD attack us? these guys must be imposters.."
I really don't like the DHPD, not after my home was sprayed with DHPD slogans that glorified slaughter and mayhem.

We deserve an explanation, we did nothing to the DHPD of Dunell Hills. We just want to live in peace...

[Purple Cat]

Our Most Wanted list is up-to-date.

Mr. Yoshida and Axel Rodley remain impersonators and wanted for crimes in Mr. Yoshida's case.

Give us a profile link for Officer Beauchamp and we will APB him for imperstonation.

Give us screenshots of Rodley and Beauchamp PKing survivors and we will warrant them.

Please be aware that not only are these people PKers, they are also drama llamas and trolls. Their purpose is to sow dissent and generate anxiety. PK them if you see them. Do not waste your time talking to them.

[razi]

Put some pepper in the buckshot while you're at it, they're all imposters and trolls. They're probably the ones tagging the area as well, since we've never once been down to your neck of the woods.

Can you provide a profile link for the Yoshida that's been attacking you? We've been seeing him up here at Caiger for the last few weeks.

Also, have a donut:

[~BD~]

do you think we'd be such asshats to do those things? Please. Do yourself a favor, kill the imposters over and over and over again. They'll leave you alone.

or- tell them to come to us so we can grief them back to the stoned-age.

[Bobby]

I haven't been able to find them, Stewart Beauchamp is the only one that I came across and that was just one time (he was in a dark building outside the suburb. We have no idea where they are sleeping.
We don't know what to do, all the organized survivor groups here are hesitant to start attacking anyone with DHPD tags(the zombies are bad enough).
The situation is out of control, people are getting gunned down routinely. I can't even find them, let alone take them all on by myself. These guys are doing coordinated raids on our resource buildings, and then they disappear or kill people residing in warehouses and other non-vital buildings for a few days. Then BLAMO! They pay a visit to the hospital, and kill the wounded first..
I'm just one guy, I don't want to be killed everyday.. I'd stand up to them, but I'm outnumbered and outgunned (judging by how much they're killing us).
A bounty hunter showed up yesterday, before he left (two days later) he stopped by St. Daniels to tell us that he was leaving; he said he'd been shot and then shot again while waiting for a revive- so he was leaving..
There's been talk of retaliation; if the DHPD wants to come to our home and hurt us.. Then we ought to do likewise, most of the people I've talked to feel pretty much the same way: Something has got to be done. We can't stop these guys...

[~BD~]

if you can't stop 1-3 dedicated griefers, stay away from Dunell Hills. We've got plenty that grief us repeatedly. Not to sound hard or unsympathetic to you, but I really don't care. Anything having to do with Yoshida killing in the name of us isn't really something we can control. anybody can put on "X" group's tag and run amok.

If people want to figure out if it's the real DHPD killing them, all they need to do is either check the wiki roster, most wanted list, or pop by here and ask. Not that hard. Now, if you feel like you have a bone to pick with us for the same reason as others, go ahead and see if we care. Otherwise, get your survivors organized and actually make an effort to waste the griefers that are griefing you.

sheesh.

[FaMzNeSS]

Hello "Bobby",

I'm Captain FaMz, director of Field Operations for the Dunell Hills Police Department. While I understand you have a valid concern, however there honestly isn't much we can do.

Anyone in this game can change their group affiliation tags to whatever they like. The DHPD is a fairly large survivor group, and unfortunately that draws a lot of attention from both Zombies and PKers alike. These individuals are specifically doing these killings to give the DHPD a bad name. As it has been previously stated, our wiki pages have listed our complete roster, known impersonators, and individuals in which we have warrants against.

Retaliation against them is a viable alternative. We've been blasting these yo-yo's out of existence on multiple occasions, so they get upset and move on. However, as it looks like you stated, retaliation against actual members of the DHPD is a big, fat, no-no.

I'll see what I can do about sending a scouting squad your way, but I have no promises on that. Our officers are spread pretty thin right now, and we're trying to do what we can to secure a few areas to take a break for a while and restock.

You have my sympathy on the matter, but you honestly only have two alternatives. Return the favor and take these guys out habitually, or move on out of that area until it's safe again.

The choice is yours. Good luck.

[Purple Cat]

I will pass on Stewart Beauchamp's profile to our legal department.

As FaMz says, you have our sympathies, but there is relatively little we can do. Nixbank is outside our current area of operations. We have no evidence there are more than three or four of these guys and there are plenty of PKing and zombie groups in Malton that are larger than that. Nixbank may have been lucky to escape their attention before now.

If the survivors of Nixbank can not coordinate to hold of a handful of PKers then I'm afraid they need to move to an area where there are more coordinated groups in place to help.

Purple Cat

[Codeist]

Hi there Bobby. I am Codeist Chief of the Legal Department.

I can put Beauchamp up as an impersonator, but i can only put him up as an APB, which means we can only ask him to report here and explain himself. If you want us to warrant him i will need a screen shot or an iwitness to take it further

Codeist

[Purple Cat]

This is a pre-recorded message.

Following a high volume of recent trolling activity the DHPD no longer responds in person to anonymous reports or requests. Please provide us with a point of contact (either an email, account on this forum where we can contact you, or an account on another forum).

If you have been killed or threatened by a DHPD member then please provide us with a screenshot and profile. We maintain a list of DHPD impersonators on the Urban Dead Wiki as part of our Most Wanted list which it may be profitable to check first. The DHPD has no interest in protecting those on its Most Wanted list. Your screenshot and profile links should ideally be PM'd to the following people: purplecat, commanderian, famzness, codeist

If you wish to appeal a warrant against you then please PM the following people: purplecat, codeist

If you wish to warn or threaten us about an imminent attack then we thank you. However please be aware that we operate in a dangerous area of town against a large and organised Zombie group. Unless the attack looks to be from a group of players of similar or greater size and organisation then we are unlikely to change our operations in any way as a result of your warning or threat. That said, all information is useful, and any evidence you may have about such a group, in terms of profiles of group members, or forums coordinating their activity should be sent to: purplecat, commanderian, famzness

If you wish to make demands that members of the DHPD meet you in a secret location, ritually disembowel themselves, cease all activity or similar then we recommend you do so in a humorous fashion. If you, in all seriousness, feel that DHPD activity is ruining your life or making you fear for it, then we'd like to suggest you step back from the Urban Dead game for a bit and get things into perspective.

All further communication on this subject should be taken to PM with purplecat. All further posts in this thread will be removed.

[Kevin Tarot]

It's a sign of how successful your work is when some idiot PKer starts pretending to be a member of your group.

Keep up the good work and don't let any of it sidetrack you.