Post by Zeke on Jul 23, 2008 14:18:38 GMT
..why the dead need over 1000 members to actually make an impact on Malton, lets have a look at some genius quotes:
Congratulations go to 'palamedes' who has managed to compile a partial list of DHPD members several months into their campaign, despite our roster (complete with game profiles) being publicly available knowledge.
*golf clap*
More claps for palamedes, this time for managing to spot one of our new recruits a mere 1.5 months after he signs up in our public recruitment forum and is added to our public roster.
Next award goes to our pal Gardenator for this piece of stunning insight:
Well done Gardenator, have a cookie.
Congratulations Gardenator, fun AND retarded!
Poor Scrapscantgo/DCC, she seems to be labouring under the impression that ANY of them have proven they're not a f.ag. The constant 'DHPD R GAY!' slogans do very little to allay this suspicion.
OH NOES YOU FOUND HER! And she's not even been a member for 6 months, you cunning devils!
Bleeeeess! 'Stripeymonkey' didn't get the memo! See, turns out the DHPD don't use cade bots, shocking isn't it? That people are actually able to log in and click 'barricade' without having to cheat and exploit!
shucks, we nearly had that bright spark fooled.
Poor Digital Apprentice, even after I stood up and TOLD him what we're doing with the suicide repairs, he still relays it wrong and insists we're 'hiding' in freshly repaired wide open buildings. Congratulations to the Dead for working out how to find us. ^^
Nice one Digital Apprentice! You obviously failed to notice when fellow goons AND DHPD told you it had reached well over 40AP to repair before you finally made it up to DH. But thanks for reminding your friends that we can reset it whenever we feel like it. 'Booyah'.
Dead smart these Goons. Everyone knows your hit rate doesn't drop til you hit 2000xp and have 6 alts on one block.
As opposed to all those times you were DNA scanned by zombies, DCC. But I understand it's important to point out these little subtleties to your friends.
Sorry, *who* was he calling a f.ag? But hey, thanks for killing DHPD impersonators for us too!
Oh noes, they have kimihia within their ranks, the sharpest tactical mind of our time! Now if you look a bit more closely at the map, maybe use your look/cover/copy tactic, you may even learn how to spell Dunell Hills properly.
Oh dear DA, better get that calculator back out - 30 divided by two anyone? If you come up with 'onesie twosies' then you're probably spending too much time trying on your mother's pink bras.
Possibly Santa Claus you fucking moron.
Look out, they seem to be developing some form of intelligence. He's so cool and blasé as well, that's a surefire way to throw them off.
Funny, a few posts ago they were all freaking out trying to prevent us from doing 'suicide build runs'. Amazing how it becomes 'pointless' in the amount of time it takes them to realise they can't stop it.
Mmm dear, do you think 'Matlock Birthmark' realises that it doesn't say 'you grab hold of xyz' when you've already got a grip on them? Cos the other day when I was having fun stripping Goons down to 1HP it was working fine, but it's funny to watch them spam the bug report section with stupidity.
There is another zombie here. It's pault.
We're both at 3,36 and I'm out of all but 9 AP. Someone get in here at wreck this bitch! He's a Level 41, so Bodybuilding is a given.
Edit 32: I got him down to 12 HP.
Edit 2: And should we target Zombie Squad members, as well? It seems that a lot of DHPD members have turned to or have changed their group name to "Zombie Squad".
Well done Vortex Lemur! Way to 'wreck' that zed, it's gonna cost him no less than a whole AP to stand up. Keep that up and you may WIN THE INTERNET! And look, he also found out where the DHPD is hiding its 1001 alts!
The DHPD is back to begging in Darvall Heights. Check out the Mrh? herd outside of the newly reconstructed Caiger:
There is a mob of eighteen other zombies here. You recognise razi amongst them.
There are twenty dead bodies here. You recognise FmrPFCBob amongst them.
Oh no, he found all 2 of our members! Look out boys, we've been made.
REALLY? Shit, cos usually fellow zombies explode into dust after you spend a couple of APs clawing them.
Digital Apprentice: ... do you need to get a rotter INSIDE a powered NT, or can you revive standing outside? If it can be outside, it's just a simple matter of getting a friendly reviver near a powered NT and we're good.
And Digital Apprentice is supposed to be in charge of their horde, how embarrassing.
2 alts within 10 blocks of each other attacking the same group, nice one.
Funny, cos from my point of view it takes them months to ruin the buildings to an impressive level, and it takes us exactly 10 minutes to repair and reset them. *tears*
Racial slurs, nice. Beware DHPD concealed in ethnic dress!
Downright sad that you think you can humiliate someone by writing things on imaginary walls with imaginary spraypaint...
Awww, getting bored of Digital Apprentice's incessant babbling? Surely not. Well, maybe so since they've lost another 45 members in the two weeks since that post.
Anyway that's all I have time for, there's over 100 pages of this stuff, it's hilarious. ^_^
Found some who aren't in the OP. By my count I've got 58 of the 67 active DHPD on my contact list. Gotta catch em all!
These are active players with their group listed as DHPD.
Boiler up www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=425606
Cat Winter www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1061273
Codeist www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1249584
death77880 www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=567728
EDogg www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=600877
Frisbeeteria www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1049180
gabcd86 www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1164117
H Cheryl Mason www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1022555
Hockeyruler www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=547797
Jim Extreme www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=708370
Malefic www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=222204
Martonic17 www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=198741
mobius6 www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=76456
robert eid www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1056389
Roxie Walker www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1069032
SpiceWeasel www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=300448
These are inactive DHPD or ex-DHPD.
Chase Edmunds www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=325512
DocPsi www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=479809
Gregor Ibram www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=383798
Gwant www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1251054
Sgt McReedy www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=393237
These are active players with their group listed as DHPD.
Boiler up www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=425606
Cat Winter www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1061273
Codeist www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1249584
death77880 www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=567728
EDogg www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=600877
Frisbeeteria www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1049180
gabcd86 www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1164117
H Cheryl Mason www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1022555
Hockeyruler www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=547797
Jim Extreme www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=708370
Malefic www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=222204
Martonic17 www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=198741
mobius6 www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=76456
robert eid www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1056389
Roxie Walker www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1069032
SpiceWeasel www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=300448
These are inactive DHPD or ex-DHPD.
Chase Edmunds www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=325512
DocPsi www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=479809
Gregor Ibram www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=383798
Gwant www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1251054
Sgt McReedy www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=393237
Congratulations go to 'palamedes' who has managed to compile a partial list of DHPD members several months into their campaign, despite our roster (complete with game profiles) being publicly available knowledge.
*golf clap*
More claps for palamedes, this time for managing to spot one of our new recruits a mere 1.5 months after he signs up in our public recruitment forum and is added to our public roster.
Next award goes to our pal Gardenator for this piece of stunning insight:
Nothing can be done until they stand up but when they do they will be vulnerable.
Well done Gardenator, have a cookie.
The Gardenator: Gripping Lorenzo Lamas by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 3 HP. Ok now I'm out of ap. It's real fun killing these guys.
Dr. Lariat: That's me.
Dr. Lariat: That's me.
Congratulations Gardenator, fun AND retarded!
Lorenzo (Dr. Lariat) was sporting the tag and didn't prove himself not a f.ag. I had to add him to the list.
Poor Scrapscantgo/DCC, she seems to be labouring under the impression that ANY of them have proven they're not a f.ag. The constant 'DHPD R GAY!' slogans do very little to allay this suspicion.
Removed Lorenzo from the DHPD list and added Brauwyn Cleanslate.
OH NOES YOU FOUND HER! And she's not even been a member for 6 months, you cunning devils!
Marty Banks is at 7,28 in Peddlesden Village. I beat their barricade bot but ran out of AP before getting the kill. I let out a feeding groan so hopefully it will get picked up
Bleeeeess! 'Stripeymonkey' didn't get the memo! See, turns out the DHPD don't use cade bots, shocking isn't it? That people are actually able to log in and click 'barricade' without having to cheat and exploit!
Sorry to say I've never ran into cisisero before, so I appreciate the link... he actually has a 'cade bot ad in his profile? Now that's some prime douchebaggery.
[Edit: Okay, so I guess it is a joke. Didn't bother to follow it at first. He's still a d'bag, though. ]
[Edit: Okay, so I guess it is a joke. Didn't bother to follow it at first. He's still a d'bag, though. ]
shucks, we nearly had that bright spark fooled.
Currently DHPD is stocking up around Caiger, and doing suicide runs in from the NE. Their "plan" (such as it is) is centered around reviving the previous wave (they are using St. Lorenzo's as an RP), repairing any empty building they can find, and spraying a bit of pro DHPD bullshit before running off to hide (and die) in a ruin.
Poor Digital Apprentice, even after I stood up and TOLD him what we're doing with the suicide repairs, he still relays it wrong and insists we're 'hiding' in freshly repaired wide open buildings. Congratulations to the Dead for working out how to find us. ^^
Finally got up to DH. Dury is currently at 24 AP to repair. Doesn't seem to have reached top end yet. Booya!
Nice one Digital Apprentice! You obviously failed to notice when fellow goons AND DHPD told you it had reached well over 40AP to repair before you finally made it up to DH. But thanks for reminding your friends that we can reset it whenever we feel like it. 'Booyah'.
Did the zombies percentage to hits get completely decimated or something? Or is there some mega penalty for having over 1000 XP points, because in the past 300 or so action points spent on attacking i hit like 3 times. Seriously, one day I went though 50 APs without a single hit.
Dead smart these Goons. Everyone knows your hit rate doesn't drop til you hit 2000xp and have 6 alts on one block.
I was DNA scanned by a live member of DHPD while in Dury NT.
As opposed to all those times you were DNA scanned by zombies, DCC. But I understand it's important to point out these little subtleties to your friends.
Digital Apprentice: It's clean now. Bise (DHPD) in Help Bank [10,34] and some random pubbie in Mather Bank [12,32].
losonti tokash: Bise's dead. I hit him a few times and dragged him out, then Braineater McGee came along and delivered the final blow.
Digital Apprentice: You guys rock
losonti tokash: Bise's dead. I hit him a few times and dragged him out, then Braineater McGee came along and delivered the final blow.
Digital Apprentice: You guys rock
Sorry, *who* was he calling a f.ag? But hey, thanks for killing DHPD impersonators for us too!
Looking at the map, the pinch points between Peddlesden Village and Dunnell Hills are:
The Pettman Museum [7, 30]
Studley Towers [4, 30]
Catherine General [2, 30]
If we hold those buildings they can't free run into Dunnell Hills. They're all ruined at the moment, as are the buildings adjacent (except Hersant Auto Repair - someone get onto that please.)
Incursions north from Dunnell Hill when you're feeling bored would probably be the best thing.
I'm currently sleeping in a ruined building in Dunnell Hill.
The Pettman Museum [7, 30]
Studley Towers [4, 30]
Catherine General [2, 30]
If we hold those buildings they can't free run into Dunnell Hills. They're all ruined at the moment, as are the buildings adjacent (except Hersant Auto Repair - someone get onto that please.)
Incursions north from Dunnell Hill when you're feeling bored would probably be the best thing.
I'm currently sleeping in a ruined building in Dunnell Hill.
Oh noes, they have kimihia within their ranks, the sharpest tactical mind of our time! Now if you look a bit more closely at the map, maybe use your look/cover/copy tactic, you may even learn how to spell Dunell Hills properly.
DrPain: It's DHPD and the rangers. They're operating out of Bunter street pd and the Bascombe NT. ~30 in the bascombe, about half DHPD.
Digital Apprentice: This is what amuses the hell out of me. They've got 30 or more active members and yet the sit on their arses doing nothing but sending in onesie twosies to figure out if we have gotten bored yet.
Digital Apprentice: This is what amuses the hell out of me. They've got 30 or more active members and yet the sit on their arses doing nothing but sending in onesie twosies to figure out if we have gotten bored yet.
Oh dear DA, better get that calculator back out - 30 divided by two anyone? If you come up with 'onesie twosies' then you're probably spending too much time trying on your mother's pink bras.
Fuego Fish: Whoever's trying to repair Dunell Hills (possibly the DHPD, possibly another bunch of faggots) has their base in Peddlesden Village. I suggest we start cutting off free running routes and pushing them back.
Possibly Santa Claus you fucking moron.
The issue now is avoiding getting killed by some pubbie because I have only two survivor skills, all the zombie skills and 1300+ XP. I put some BS in my profile saying I am not a spy, blah, blah.
Look out, they seem to be developing some form of intelligence. He's so cool and blasé as well, that's a surefire way to throw them off.
DHPD luser pault is currently dying [10hp, infected] outside Cotty Street PD [1,33], after another pointless suicide build run. Could somebody else swing by and finish him off?
Thanks.
Thanks.
Funny, a few posts ago they were all freaking out trying to prevent us from doing 'suicide build runs'. Amazing how it becomes 'pointless' in the amount of time it takes them to realise they can't stop it.
Is anyone else annoyed with the horribly selective nature of tangling grasp.
I have seen it work maybe 3-4 times in the last 200 ap of attacking humans. It's such a worthless skill.
I have seen it work maybe 3-4 times in the last 200 ap of attacking humans. It's such a worthless skill.
Mmm dear, do you think 'Matlock Birthmark' realises that it doesn't say 'you grab hold of xyz' when you've already got a grip on them? Cos the other day when I was having fun stripping Goons down to 1HP it was working fine, but it's funny to watch them spam the bug report section with stupidity.
There is another zombie here. It's pault.
We're both at 3,36 and I'm out of all but 9 AP. Someone get in here at wreck this bitch! He's a Level 41, so Bodybuilding is a given.
Edit 32: I got him down to 12 HP.
Edit 2: And should we target Zombie Squad members, as well? It seems that a lot of DHPD members have turned to or have changed their group name to "Zombie Squad".
Well done Vortex Lemur! Way to 'wreck' that zed, it's gonna cost him no less than a whole AP to stand up. Keep that up and you may WIN THE INTERNET! And look, he also found out where the DHPD is hiding its 1001 alts!
The DHPD is back to begging in Darvall Heights. Check out the Mrh? herd outside of the newly reconstructed Caiger:
There is a mob of eighteen other zombies here. You recognise razi amongst them.
There are twenty dead bodies here. You recognise FmrPFCBob amongst them.
Oh no, he found all 2 of our members! Look out boys, we've been made.
There is another zombie here. It's Ben Charron.
Damn, I killed my AP taking him out.
Edit: He's back up and in the same spot.
Damn, I killed my AP taking him out.
Edit: He's back up and in the same spot.
REALLY? Shit, cos usually fellow zombies explode into dust after you spend a couple of APs clawing them.
Digital Apprentice: ... do you need to get a rotter INSIDE a powered NT, or can you revive standing outside? If it can be outside, it's just a simple matter of getting a friendly reviver near a powered NT and we're good.
And Digital Apprentice is supposed to be in charge of their horde, how embarrassing.
Thank you sir.
7,35 and 14,45. That's far enough apart.
7,35 and 14,45. That's far enough apart.
2 alts within 10 blocks of each other attacking the same group, nice one.
I find it funny that they think resetting the timers is a victory. Let them keep wasting months setting this up, and we will spend 10 minutes undoing what they have done.
Real impressive work by the DHPD.
Real impressive work by the DHPD.
Funny, cos from my point of view it takes them months to ruin the buildings to an impressive level, and it takes us exactly 10 minutes to repair and reset them. *tears*
The only groups I've been able to find so far are the usual suspects: DHPD, Zombie Squad, and the Rangers. A few assorted indies but I'm assuming they are DHPD in mufti.
Racial slurs, nice. Beware DHPD concealed in ethnic dress!
The DHPD tagging showing up in the Hills is starting to become embarrassing. It's downright sad the way they are so defiant in the face of so much failure. Let's help build their self esteem and cover up all that pathetic "We're never going away" bullshit before other people see it and complete their public humiliation.
Downright sad that you think you can humiliate someone by writing things on imaginary walls with imaginary spraypaint...
Might want to get a 15 or so mini-horde down here to pull down these NTs, but keeping them down is getting progressively harder as Goons lose interest. We're down to an abysmal 367 "The Dead" members. I know a number have flipped to PK, but pretty soon the RRF is going to have a rating higher than ours. That'll be a sad day, indeed.
Even so, we're having a laff and a half at the DHPD's expense. Always a bright side .
Even so, we're having a laff and a half at the DHPD's expense. Always a bright side .
Awww, getting bored of Digital Apprentice's incessant babbling? Surely not. Well, maybe so since they've lost another 45 members in the two weeks since that post.
Anyway that's all I have time for, there's over 100 pages of this stuff, it's hilarious. ^_^