Jaffa Bee
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Post by Jaffa Bee on Oct 27, 2009 19:25:05 GMT
Hello there! Call me Jaffa  |
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Kulko
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Post by Kulko on Oct 27, 2009 19:29:18 GMT
Hello, Jaffa!
Welcome to the DHPD. I assume from your post in the recruitment office you're interested in becoming an officer. Well, there's a handy dandy little application we'd like you to fill out before we can get you your uniform and firearm.
* 1. What is your profile link? Please place it in your signature. (Not optional)
* 2. How active do you expect to be in-game? On the forum?
A. Very active = online daily or more
B. Fairly active = online 3-5 times weekly
C. Less active = online 1-2 times weekly
* 3. What role would you like? Healer, combat, etc.
* 4. Do you want to travel or stay in the same area?
* 5. Do you have contact with other groups in UD?
* 6. How did you come to join DHPD?
Once you get that squared away, an admin will be along to upgrade you to 'recruit' access. From there, you'll be working with me in Omega Squad, our training academy.
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Post by TwoLines on Oct 27, 2009 19:30:03 GMT
Hello Jaffa! Call me TL. Or Milo. Or Deuce. Or "that creepy dude in the corner that's looking at me- and he like totally freaks me out, cause he never stops. Even if I go to the bathroom. Man- who is that guy? Is he from the DHPD? What the hell?". Hello, Jaffa! Welcome to the DHPD. I assume from your post in the recruitment office you're interested in becoming an officer. Well, there's a handy dandy little application we'd like you to fill out before we can get you your uniform and firearm. * 1. What is your profile link? Please place it in your signature. (Not optional) * 2. How active do you expect to be in-game? On the forum? A. Very active = online daily or more B. Fairly active = online 3-5 times weekly C. Less active = online 1-2 times weekly * 3. What role would you like? Healer, combat, etc. * 4. Do you want to travel or stay in the same area? * 5. Do you have contact with other groups in UD? * 6. How did you come to join DHPD? Once you get that squared away, an admin will be along to upgrade you to 'recruit' access. From there, you'll be working with me in Omega Squad, our training academy. He already did dude. |
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Post by arthurbirling on Oct 27, 2009 19:30:24 GMT
you beeter not go inactive like the last 2 shed heads I sent this way  |
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haliphax
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Post by haliphax on Oct 27, 2009 19:30:46 GMT
Jaffa, if you haven't already, please fill out the simple questionnaire in this recruitment forum to help us better get to know you. Regardless, I have upgraded your access to Recruit. Go check in with your Squad Leader, Kulko, in the Police Academy sub forum to report for duty.
While you're getting comfortable with your surroundings, please read the handbook in the Police Academy subforum to better acclimate yourself with the Department.
Thanks!
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Kulko
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Post by Kulko on Oct 27, 2009 19:32:12 GMT
Oh, before anyone forgets:
Coffee on the left, donuts on the right. And stay out of the basement if you know what's good for ya!
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Jaffa Bee
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Post by Jaffa Bee on Oct 27, 2009 19:32:49 GMT
I did it in the main thread in this page I got the passion Arthur! The passion! I'l get on that checking in thing now |
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Post by razi on Oct 27, 2009 19:41:33 GMT
Welcome aboard, Snr. Bee. You've found us in interesting times, it seems, but please make yourself at home!
viva the new guy!
*huzzah!*
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Jaffa Bee
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Post by Jaffa Bee on Oct 27, 2009 19:46:20 GMT
Gracias very much Razi. Viva me indeed |
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Post by Deadly043 on Oct 27, 2009 19:51:21 GMT
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Post by Purple Cat on Oct 27, 2009 20:00:42 GMT
Hi Jaffa
There is also a draft FAQ in the All Points Bulletin section. I'd really appreciate it if you felt like test driving it and saying if any bits were unclear.
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Jaffa Bee
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Post by Jaffa Bee on Oct 27, 2009 20:41:25 GMT
I don't drink coffee, but I am quite partial to a cup of tea!
Purple Cat, of course I will have a go at the FAQ, I'l get back to you with my feedback ASAP
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Post by sanpedro on Oct 27, 2009 22:57:25 GMT
said tea had better be earl grey, or you can fuck off back to your shed.
oh, and welcome
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Post by Gabby on Oct 27, 2009 22:58:32 GMT
said tea had better be earl grey, or you can fuck off back to your shed. oh, and welcome You know, for a bushman, you're quite the elitist.  |
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Post by TwoLines on Oct 27, 2009 23:01:03 GMT
elitist. I drink earl grey- it's the best damn tea ever. |
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Post by Gabby on Oct 27, 2009 23:04:03 GMT
Tbh, I don't care, but I think I usually have PG at my Grandad's, and if we export tea with us, it's Tetley.
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Kulko
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Post by Kulko on Oct 27, 2009 23:16:13 GMT
Irish Breakfast FTW.
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Fox
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Post by Fox on Oct 27, 2009 23:18:28 GMT
o hai.
This is my semi-weekly post. I hope to see you around when I drop in next time, Jaffa.
Fox
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Jaffa Bee
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Post by Jaffa Bee on Oct 28, 2009 12:51:28 GMT
In my day we didn't get all these fancy teas! No tetley, no pg! We didn't get any sugar with our tea, we had to squeeze a pear over it. No milk either, had to make do. Hell, we didn't even have any tea with our tea! It was just hot water with some pear floating in it.
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Post by Dr Sy N Tist on Oct 28, 2009 13:03:16 GMT
I like this one.
Can we keep him, can we, can we?
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Post by TwoLines on Oct 28, 2009 13:18:41 GMT
I like this one. Can we keep him, can we, can we? We sure will- we'll steal him for Bravo, like we always do! |
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Kulko
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Post by Kulko on Oct 28, 2009 13:48:50 GMT
*brandishes baseball bat*
hands off the rook!
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Jaffa Bee
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Post by Jaffa Bee on Oct 28, 2009 13:53:54 GMT
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Post by Dr Sy N Tist on Oct 28, 2009 15:15:42 GMT
*slips Jaffa a business card and whispers* Call me. |
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Jaffa Bee
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Post by Jaffa Bee on Oct 28, 2009 17:06:40 GMT
When I do it, it's called flirting. When you do it, it's called sexual harrasment -_-
:L
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