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Alright Doc, you're good to go. That bite mark was looking pretty green so I disinfected it for you (you owe me a splash of vodka).

If you've never been revived before you can expect dizziness and a headache. Other symptoms include loss of appetite, constipation, itching, receding hairline, and gas with an oily discharge.

I notice you're a scientist. We just so happen to need a new scientist after FmrPFCBob was discovered dead in his office! We were wondering why revives were taking so long, hehe.



If you're interested you can sign up here on our forum and get yourself a shiny new badge. Keep us in mind if you get lonely out there! Cheers!

I'm at the Dunell Hills cemetery (8,38), and a revive would be greatly appreciated
My profile is www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2142128

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Thank you and have a nice day.

The topic should read "Alleged DHPD member kills fortress member"

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1.Is this person one of you?
2.If so why was Nazdreg killed? the rough translation of what is said is "you are wanted by the DHPD for murder of civilians under false pretenses and excessive excavation. I am here to execute the warrant in your name"

That or a not-forum-using rogue, but I don't think it's SOP to put Hotline Miami references as our descriptions.

I've never seen or heard of him. Thanks for bringing this to our attention. I'm not in charge but I imagine he'll be added to our list o' bad guys.

Someone by the name of David O'Connor shot me down the other day, right on campus. Is he one of yours? If so, I'd like to know what he's talking about. If not, well it's just one more impersonator.

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Hi Ivar

I'm Jesus, Admin on Duty, and not at work this time, and instead sitting nursing a large hot mug of coffee in the windy Scottish sun.

I have upgraded you to Recruit.

Now begins your time in Omega, the Recruit training squad. The current CO is Redrum, who has already introduced himself here.


Please follow the instructions below:

Step 1: Please put "Dunell Hills Police Department" (without quotes) as your group tag.

Step 2: In your signature box in the forum, please follow the instructions in this post:Welcome to the DHPD + FAQ

Step 3: Head over to the Police Academy, introduce yourself and grab a bunk

You can find current orders in the Police Academy as well.

After that you may want to pop over to the OOC board and introduce yourself to everyone.

Welcome aboard.

Coffee on the left, donuts on the right, badges in the basement...along with the beer...but be quick!

Welcome to the DHPD. We are currently out playing hide and seek with the Zombie Horde called Big Bash 4. They do not grasp the finesse' of the game. But I digress. I too am an old timer that has recently restarted playing. Not alot has changed just a minor rule or two. I'll be your point of contact for operations and stuff. For the time being you are assigned to Omega Squad. As you have played before, there will not be alot of rudimentary lessons. Just have fun and if you have any questions, just ask.

Hello, the admin is currently working and only has his phone and cannot do all the adminy things he needs to do on it, so until then grab a seat/bunk and help yourself to coffee and donuts...but avoid the basement while you wait despite the fact there's beer in there...