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Thanks for the warm welcome, guys! Really appreciate the hospitality you folk give to new folk like me. Hopefully, I can properly establish myself here, and yeah, I'll go follow your instructions, Mr. Shooter.

Thanks again!

Welcome aboard

So, um, hi. I'm a recon scout/NT assistant based in Chudleyton. I've been pointed here by one of your members--a kind bloke by the name of Doctor Snow--and I thought it would be a good idea to get affiliated with a group of like minded folk in Malton. So....yeah. I hope my application pushes through!

Oh, and before I forget:

1. This is my Identification number: [id=2102043]
2. I'm usually online daily, though just once a day.
3. I'm more of a healer, but I'm proficient enough with firearms to get maximum effectiveness out of them
4. Travel would be dandy, but I'm cozy in Chudleyton. Come visit if you're near Cuthbert Hospital!
5. Sadly, no. This is the first attempt I've done to contact any group.
6. As mentioned, a kind healer named Doctor Snow recommended my skills after I tagged with him for a week or so helping people around the area. He said you guys might need more help in the force.

Thank you sanpedro it is nice to be back killing zombies

Welcome

Sorry about the wait, Morganus - I upgraded you now. You should be able to see some more threads, like the Recruiting section and Out of Character section to name a couple. Head on over to the Omega Squad thread and report in - you'll be given some objectives when you do. After that (or before, it doesn't matter too much), go on over to the Out of Character section and introduce yourself. There should be a thread in there for that somewhere.

Please go ahead and put the link to your profile in your signature too, if you would.

Welcome to the Dunell Hills Police Department!
(Oh, and you should put the group name on your profile, too.)

FaMz! What a way with words he has!

Dear Brass & Administrators,

If my calculations are correct, you will receive this letter 1163 days after I decided to ride off into the sunset. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I've been living "happily" these past thirty-eight months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt that hit the DeLorean caused a gigawatt overload which scrambled the time circuits, activated the flux capacitor, and sent me back to the basement in the year 1885. The overload shorted out the time circuits and destroyed the flying circuits. Unfortunately, the car will never fly again.

I set myself up as a firemen as a front while I attempted to repair the damage to the time circuits. Unfortunately, this proved impossible because suitable replacement parts will not be invented until 1947. However, I've gotten quite adept at putting out fires and fixing fingers.

I have buried the DeLorean in the basement, two floors below where the future Chief's office should be in headquarters, as shown on the enclosed map. Hopefully, it should remain undisturbed and preserved until you uncover it in 2014. Inside you will find repair instructions. My 2011 counterpart should have no problem repairing it so that you can drive it back to the future. Once you have returned to 2014, destroy the time machine using actions that would be considered inappropriate with a finger in the lower fourty-eight states; Alabama and West Virginia excluded for obvious reasons.

Do not — I repeat — do not attempt to come back here (down here) to get me. Only rookies should be allowed in the basement, and I cannot be responsible for what other officers may incur in the basement. I am perfectly happy living in the fresh air and wide-open spaces, and I fear that unnecessary time travel only risks further disruption of the space-time continuum. And please take care of BD for me. I know that you will give him a good home. Remember to walk him twice a day, and that he only likes canned dog food. These are my wishes; please respect them and follow them.

And so DHPD, I now say farewell and wish you Godspeed. You've been a good, kind, and loyal friend to me, and you've made a real difference in my life. I will always treasure our relationship and think on you with fond memories, warm feelings, and a special place in my heart.

Your friend in time,

FaMz "FaMzNeSS" NeSS.

September 1, 1885.


P.S. Reinstate me and put me back on active duty pronto!
(In the event that my letter was convoluted and you had zero clue as to what I was talking about)

Er... Might be a little late for it, but welcome to the party.

I'm at cemetery 8,38 in DH
www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=651364
Got syringes on me, in case someone else needs a revive afterwards

Thank you!