In case you're wondering..

Hi Speels.
I am going to compose this post with many untrue "facts" relating to the rate of posts on the SA forums pertaining to HKL zerging so I can perhaps pretend to have murk lored moar than I actually have.
I then will mention Laughing Man and his report on the DH zergs despite the fact Speels never brought up the Dunell Hills UDWiki article, specifically the news section in my feeble attempt to portray you as an assclown.

I will then attempt to incite unparalled raeg within Speels using my uninformed powers of douchebaggery.