Post by DCC on Sept 22, 2008 2:14:35 GMT
Ok...
1) At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
2) Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
3) Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
4) Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
5) When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
6) Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
I will admit something that tends to piss me off some. It's when groups like The Fortress & Rangers come in after we've secured the mall and start throwing up graffiti stating that it was done by them.
And, personally, I find the wiki hilarious to read.
1. Local theatres have arm rests that go up like on Captain's chairs. I move them up and scooch as close as possible to the stranger next to me to make them uncomfortable. Then I giggle at inappropriate times during the movies. Makes it worth the $9.
2. It will be a cold day in hell before I (and many others) recognize Missouri as a state!
3.Serious answer - on the right hand index finger. My first dead body in the hospital I worked at was a mean blind bastard with no feet. That's where we put it.
4. They need to get the giggles (or dry heaves in my case) out before they work.
5. When it is pouring down rain they switch to partly cloudy.
6. It is the worst swear word you could say to them. Right up there with Radda Radda Radda .
Why do Americans drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
For the same reason that mouse is pluralized mice but house isn't hice. To annoy people that think about things logically.