Post by RemipunX on May 25, 2011 6:05:00 GMT
We appreciate your application to the Dunell Hills Police Department Mr.Hasselhoff. Unfortunately you don't fit the needs of the DHPD at this time. We, as a humble PD, wouldn't be able to provide you the type of entourage a celebrity of your caliber warrants. Please feel free to reapply in three months, and if you have any questions (or would be willing to sign some 8x10 glossies for me) feel free to send me a PM.