The Hoff

A man enters the room. He wears a leather jacket and ammunition bandana made out of red speedos tied togther. Golden awards gleam out of his various utility speedos and on his back he carries a number of syringes, some label revive, some label Pamelas botox.

As he glides into the room you feel you heart quicken and your eyes drawn to this magnificient manbeast that is before you.

A sweet and silent whisper greets your ears -

"The Hoff has arrived"




# 1. www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1720500
# 2. Very Active (though some 2 or 3 day inactivity)
# 3. Healing and judging Maltons got Talent
# 4. I roll with the awards.
# 5. Not with this character.
# 6. # Jelito said "Hello guys! Have you ever considered joining DHPD, one of the biggest groups here! You can participate in our special operations in the field. In these hard times poor Malton civilians need help! Find us at http://www.dhpd.tk" (19 hours and 27 minutes ago)

The Hoff awaits !